OUR MISSION STATEMENT
The truth is not "out there". There is no truth. All of us
have our own Hidden Agendas. This is ours. We are the Dr. Moreau of music,
splicing together components ripped from the healthy and living to make mutant,
diseased monsters; a shambling, drooling parade of the deformed and insane.
Isn't it lovely! Our songs seek to offend and disgust: creations that violate
natural law and beg to be put out of their misery. Not to mention your misery.
We delight in the unpleasant, the off key, the mediocre, the inappropriate,
and the just plain depraved. We transcend limits of taste and talent to fill
a much needed musical void. We don't feel your pain, we inflict it. Some bands
take pride in their legions of fans: we take pride in the ever-growing lynch
mob howling for our tainted blood.
Our goals: to bring a little darkness into a otherwise bright
world; to make just one child cry.
MP3 files for all tracks on our CD releases are available below.
Copy them, trade them, pass them around. Share the pain.
For now, they are free. But someday, you will ALL PAY...
Here are our CD releases, in their entirety:
MUSIC THAT HURTS (2004 greatest hits compliation)
HIDDEN AGENDA TOP 20 (updated 2003)
- Kurt Cobain Is Dead (Party
- Proud to Be the Great Satan
(Cavalcade of Evil: Fecal)
- Think I'll Wear Black Again
Today (Hidden Agenda)
- Magic Moments (Teddy Rabbits
and Bunny Bears)
- The Voices (Hidden Agenda)
- Attack of the Giant Space
Hippies (Cavalcade of Evil: Fecal)
- I Love You, Man (Teddy Rabbits and
- Also Surf Zarathustra
- Slow Drivin' Man (Cavalcade
of Evil: Fecal)
- Heavy Metal Slut (Hidden
- Betty Ford Baby (Teddy Rabbits and
- Braindead (Hidden Agenda)
- War is Bad (My Father's Dead)
(Cavalcade of Evil: Aurall)
- Shut up and Rock (Party Killer)
- Petulant Frenzy
(Cavalcade of Evil: Aural)
- A Gun Named Jesus (Teddy Rabbits
and Bunny Bears)
- Seek the Darkness (Party
- England's Plastic Rose (Teddy
Rabbits and Bunny Bears)
- Get That Screaming Bitch Out
of My Ear (Party Killer)
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